Less > more
I’m totally obsessed with the idea of trying to be funny the way Bob Newhart is funny. What an interesting experiment that would be.
I also highly recommend, in the spirit of Catherine Deneuve in Repulsion, that all you ladies go out and purchase yourself your annual indulgence of a silky slip thing. (I got a black one from Urban Outfitters this past weekend for $60. Not online or I’d link. Black silk. Last year’s was a $180 turquoise number by Cosa Bella from Sleep.) Take off the work uniform as soon as you get home, put this thing on, and suddenly playing your food processor is exactly that: play.
Look at you, pretty lady! Showin’ those carrots who’s boss!
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I’ve also discovered the purpose of a housecoat: a robe is not appropriate attire over a slip when you’re heading downstairs to deposit your recyclables. Cue the housecoat!
Yeah, I’m never going to be able to ch-ch-ch-ch-channel my inner Newhart.
