Holiday gift ideas
From “‘Tis the Season!! A Degenerate Student’s Guide to Holiday Shopping” by Jon Meketansky in The Graduate Vice:
Idea #1 - Make a gift yourself
… Making a gift means you care more, not like those bourgeois imbeciles who actually “buy” things with their “money.”…
Idea #2 - Do something nice for someone
… Become a Secret Santa for the creepy old woman next door by keeping the blinds open and letting her watch you undress…
Idea #3 - Three Magic Letters - IOU
As a lowly Baruch student, you can’t afford any Christmas presents this year. But wait! I think I know who can afford those presents. FUTURE YOU!
Here’s hoping the gifts I ordered get here before my flight outta town on Tuesday morning, else I may have to bust out the glue gun.
