Spot The Boob Boob

Can you spot the errors in the BUST boobtique email below?

Here are some thought-starters; add your own ideas in the comments, you scampin’ little lurkers, you ;)

  1. No clear call-to-action above the fold
  2. “Your gonna get a heart on” should be “You’re gonna get a heart on”
  3. “your loved ones heart melt” should be “your loved one’s heart melt”
  4. “your loved one’s heart melt” is uni-partner-normative; what about polygamists and “your loved ones’ hearts melt”?
  5. Ditto re: “what makes your boo swoon”; cannot players also make their “boos swoon”?
  6. Should be pricing on the products, unless this was some kind of test.  Do you really want to pay for the bandwidth of click-throughs for people who don’t want to pay $? for a What Would Joan Jett Do? t-shirt?
  7. Iff there was a “title=” rollover tag on the images that contained the prices, then BUST should accept my apologies
  8. Brunette chick in email.  Bad idea.  Everyone knows that blonde chicks sporting glasses garner the highest CTRs.